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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

~Interesting stuff~

Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

More Interesting Facts

1. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
2. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
3. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. 4. TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
5. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
6. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
7. China has more English speakers than the United States.
8. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
9. Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1000 and a size 108.7 acres.
10. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
11. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
12. No president of the United States was an only child.
13. The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Ten Commandments of Marriage

Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3 Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4 Married life is very frustrating! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Commandment 5 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6 Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8 Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9 Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10 A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Risk
To love is to risk not being loved in return.
To live is to risk dying.
To hope is to risk despair.
To try is to risk failure.

On Pointe @)~~

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